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ruffles


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My daughter sent this to our family this morning:

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?


For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment



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From my brother:    I had sheep flu once.  It was BAAd.

From my granddaughter:  Beware! My friend had the horse flu she gave it to her Neighhhhhbor

From my daughter:  My friend had the cow flu...she milked it for as long as she could.

Another:   You definitely do not want dog flu.   It's rough.



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Yes, you have to watch out for horse flu.  It gives you the trots. 
With Beaver flu, though, you don't give a dam.

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Very funny.. yuck, yuck

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From my daughter:  I hear the vaccine for the Chick flu is cheep, but they charge a fortune for the Bull flu vaccine.

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With owl flu, you don't give a hoot!



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Oh, these are too funny! I'm going to have to share them with the people at work :)

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